My child has a gift. I order him food at a restaurant, and he turns it into a masterpiece.
Observe exhibit #1: He has taken an ordinary cheeseburger, and inserted into it two straws, a celery stick, and a green crayon. Voila: genius!
Exhibit #2: What was once ordinary macaroni and cheese, is now a straw-and-saltine feast for the eyes!
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Yummy! At least he eats!
Dearest Nutmeg, I'm sorry to inform you that you are mistaken. We pay the $10 at the restaurant to order him food, but he refuses to eat. He sculpts.
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