What I Learned Today

Today I learned that if you give a sick 12-month-old slightly undercooked rice for lunch in his high chair, and if he chooses not to eat it, but spreads it all over the tray for effect, and if you get distracted and have to hold said lethargic baby on your lap for many hours, and do not clean it up for the whole rest of the day, it dries out and is really easy to sweep into the garbage.